Ramaiah, an Experience

Disclaimer: - The Stuff I Posted here is Just For The Sake Of Fun. No Harm Intended. Also This Stuff is not echoing My Views on The Following People.
First Year:-
If you are part of the last 4 benches in Ramiah,irrespective of how you obtained admission follow these rules for a life of misery and contentment.
I.) Parthasarathy Iyengar
The only person in Ramaiah who tries to check whether you did your homework.
1.) He never bothers to go into details of your homework. So jumble the order of the problems and in between the pages write something about Shakespeare's othello or Macbeth. Trust me it really works and you become his favorite student.
2.) Use his class to indulge in the best of penfights and book cricket.
3.) At the end of the day sell his notes to the nearest Kabaddi wala, cause it will be a lot of paper to preserve. Mourn for the loss of precious paper at the end of the day. Besides I used to buy new notebooks for his class after selling the old ones.
4.)Ask him any question you want........only don't expect answers.
II.) Srinivas Rao
1.) Go to his class without fear........only don't expect to learn anything.
2.)Don't harbour the 'misconception' that you don't know anything and swoon in the midst of your incompetance because its unfortunately true.
3.)Ask him any doubt you want.........only expect to get more confused.
4.)He's a sweet chap who'll motivate you if he finds you competant.........if anyone says this, give him a black eye.

III.) Koteswar Rao
1.) Don't get worried that you don't understand whatever he says........that's cause he doesn't understand it too.
2.) Expect to know a lot more about dead people than you know your Math.........its only cause he wants to timepass like you.
3.) There will always be the appointed successors of Koteshwar Rao who'll claim that they understand whatever he says..........only trouble they'll usually have is remembering whatever he said.
4.) You can ask him any doubt.........only expect
i) getting insulted
ii) being sent home with a prelude sounding something like ooouuuuuuuuuttttttt or pphhhhaaaa(poh which in telugu means go).
iii) Madhsudan scolding you
iv)Your parents scolding you
v) Madhsudan scolding your parents
vi) the remaider of your days in the insti to be spent in the last bench getting periodically insulted and humiliated.
The Second Year:-
I)Shiva Prasad
1.) Ask him any doubt, he'll definitely clarify it...........only problem is you can only ask him stuff from TMH. Anywhere else, and you will be left with 'possibilities'. But TMH, you'll find that he's the walking guidebook.
2.) Use his class to indulge in some really important stuff..........like filmi gossip and other rumours about the chaps in the front benches.
3.) Whatever you do only don't ask him whether he's married..........cause we already did and we got a negative reply.
4.)Don't expect to get shifted forward if you impress him. Its only a waste of your Time.
5.)You can freely converse with him after the Insti gets over.
II.) Ramaiah Sir
1.) Expect Ramaiah Sir to propose matches between the first bench boys and the the first bench girls.
2.) Expect to hear the word 'Phanti'..........cause it'll usually be directed at you.
3.) Ask him any doubt. Only expect to be:-
i) hearing the sentence "Go to the Boartch(Board)"
ii) screamed at if you don't divine the "possssibilities(possibilities) of that van(one)"
iii) branded as "Laffot Gadivi" and "Gadidha"
iv) having the same experience throughout the year.
4.) You will get pure motivation from him....................drop that lier whoever told you that into the ocean with a very heavy stone tied around his neck
5.) If you are a last bencher and by the heavens and hell put together, he likes you.......expect the second year to be a walking nightmare and also coming close to tying the knot with the board ( putting it in a subtle manner, marrying the board).
6.) Same policy with his notes as with Parthasarathy's.
III.) Madhusudan Rao
1.) Expect to see a barbarian enter the class. In fact we used to say "Tsunami Vasthunnadi"
2.) Expect to know more chemistry dung than the rest of the city.
3.) Expect PhD students asking for your notes......give it to them cause you are only preparing for JEE.
4.) Ask him any doubt related to the subject and he will explain it to you beautifully........ask him any doubt unrelated especially regarding the method of testing and the new pattern expect to:-
i) recieve a Whammy for your troubles
ii) watch a traffic constable in action i.e he'll ask you to pick up your bag and point to the door in a manner that would make a traffic constable burst into tears of joy and start composing poems.
iii) recieve another whammy from your parents
iv) be going with full 'escort' the next day to the institute
v) be very much present while your 'escort'(parent/s) is getting humiliated.
vi) recieve sarcasm directed towards you for atmost a week.
5.) Depend only on him for Organic.............. only expect to be repeating all the exams the following year.
6.)Expect to laugh a lot during his class............since the jokes are sooooo stupid that you can't help it.
7.)Expect to Build a fare amount of muscle and lose a lot of weight ............you keep on writing from the start of his class till the end which lasts a minimum of two straight hours.
8.)Expect to rever him..........you really can't help it(unless you are me).
9.)Expect to leave all your Chemistry tuitions in the second year.........only to regret it later.
IV) Surendranath Reddy Sir
1.) Expect to see a kindly face with a well kept beard enter your class.
2.)Expect a lot of diversity in the class' opinion about him.
3.)Expect to fall asleep the moment he enters.
4.)If you do manage to get through the first minutes, you'll definitely fall asleep after that.
5.)Expect his English to be very very good......so good that you can't understand a word of his mumbo-jumbo.
6.)Expect to hear an absolutely sweet voice..............in the peak afternoon or in the early morning.....Oh! That heavy Lunch or Empty Stomach.
7.) You are welcome to ask him a doubt......only the explanation you'll get will be so big that
i)You'll question the reason for your existance
ii)You'll accumulate so many doubts that you'll lose count
iii)the class will get over and he'll walk away just as calmly as he entered.
8.)Expect to be waiting for his projector sessions.........the only time of the week where you can openely and happily sleep without the smallest bit of disturbance.
9.) Expect to admire him. Its reeeeeeaaaaaallyyyyy hard not to.
10.)Expect to curse yourself for having taken birth and questioning the reason for your existance every single day at the end of his classes.
11.)Expect to understand fully what I call the Twilight Zone. The time of his class where you'll be halfway between waking and sleeping, between lifeand death at the same time.......courtesy his voice and the midafternoon sun.

Expect what I've told you to expect and you'll be well prepared to face the challenges of this place............but also expect me to be very wrong at some places. Many of these things have happened to me and other boys in my class. But that's the spirit of the insti. Live every day as if it were your last. TC and C Ya